The Idiots I Live With

I decided to write this blog as a way to express myself.  A way to express why I am so angry all the time.  The reason is a simple one: I live with morons.  2 morons to be exact.  Hence the title of my blog, it is like living with a plague that is slowly killing me.  Now when I say moron I want you to understand my full meaning.  These girls don't have the common sense God gave lint.  I am shocked that they can walk and talk at the same time.  There is maybe half a brain between them both.

 

Now, I don't want to say what their names are, that would be wrong.  So here are some clues to help you figure it out.  The first name of one of the idiots is the title of a Led Zeppelin song: here are some lyrics to give you a hint "Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream."  The first name of the other idiot is also the first name of a famous singer.  She starred in the film The Bodyguard with Kevin Costner.  Figured it out?  If you have then you are at least 10 times smarter than the idiots I live with.  Take a moment to enjoy how smart you are.........That felt good didn't it?  One look at their profiles on Facebook and it all becomes clear.  It is clear that morons really do live among us.  They look like us, walk like us, but alas, their brains are….underdeveloped.  

I shall now provide an example of their stupidity.  I was in my bedroom trying to sleep, while one of the idiots, let’s call her W, was screeching at someone over the phone.  This is the part of the conversation that I was privileged enough to hear, “He was like talking about this guy Tony Bennett, and I was like I don’t know him.  Does he go to school here or something?”  Yes, not only does she not know who Tony Bennett is, but she also thinks that he is a student at NMSU.  Now I have a million examples of their stupidity.  But I think I’ll stop here and just end by saying: one of these days I am going to snap and either kill them or maim them.  But it’s only a matter of time.